This is going to sound very middle schoolish cause I'm fucking tired.
This morning, I finally got some sleep after a restless night, on my friend's couch.
Fuck the build up, I'm just gonna say it: I made out with Paul Rudd.
My old friend Mandy, Jon, Sean William Scott, and Jason Segel, were there as well. It took place at this huge school I'd never seen and Mandy came up to me at lunch and was like "Hey Cristina, wanna eat with me?" Duh let's go hang out and eat.
And then there He was walking up with some peeps. OH my god. He is love. I saw Him, jumped on Him and said "I wanna fuck you so hard." Granted, I would never say, "I want to fuck you so hard," when I jump on the actual Paul Rudd. I would say, "I want to make love to you so hard," out of common courtesy, and give him a hug if he let me.
I begged him for a kiss which turned into a makeout sesh (woops). Then he brought up his wife, in conversation...dun dun dun! Well it's a dream so I don't really have any morals in there and just begged for one more kiss. Paul Rudd was hesitant but said if I said I was "sorry" he'd give me another one...(why I'm sorry I have no idea) So I did what he said (of course) and then had this mmmmmmmmkiss which was mmm mm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
The End of best dream ever.
And I woke up almost making out with air which could have turned out bad if someone saw me. I'm totally gonna have a good day.
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